can do anything
"I live for making things"
"Music charms the soul"
"Maybe Angry Birds are really angry because they need a slingshot to fly."
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"Rock star is my backup plan."
"The future is unwritten."
"I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison"
"You look good today."
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"Do more, faster."
"No guts, no glory"
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson"
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain"
"Twitter is just a passing fad, interpreted scripting languages are here to stay."
"I believe in a thing called love / Just listen to the rhythm of my heart."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams"
"Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way. - Mandela"
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
"I don't want no FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"You guys are the most annoying people on earth."
"Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Be excellent to each other!"
"Create more value than you can capture - Tim O'Reilly"
"To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? - Homer Simpson"
"All I want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them."
"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"I made Angry Birds in 2004, but instead of birds out of a slingshot, it was sheep out of a cannon."
"We who cut mere stones must always be envisioning cathedrals. - Quarry Workers Creed"
"Are you Spanish?"
"If you love anything you have the capacity to love everything."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra"
"This is it. (sourced from a note propped up on my meditation teacher's little table.)"
"Don't f*ck it up! - Ru Paul"