can do anything
"Don't f*ck it up! - Ru Paul"
"The future is unwritten."
"To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? - Homer Simpson"
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra"
"Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Music charms the soul"
"You guys are the most annoying people on earth."
"I believe in a thing called love / Just listen to the rhythm of my heart."
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way. - Mandela"
"You look good today."
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams"
"I don't want no FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison"
"All I want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them."
"Create more value than you can capture - Tim O'Reilly"
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"Be excellent to each other!"
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson"
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"We who cut mere stones must always be envisioning cathedrals. - Quarry Workers Creed"
"I live for making things"
"I made Angry Birds in 2004, but instead of birds out of a slingshot, it was sheep out of a cannon."
"This is it. (sourced from a note propped up on my meditation teacher's little table.)"
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"Twitter is just a passing fad, interpreted scripting languages are here to stay."
"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"Are you Spanish?"
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain"
"Maybe Angry Birds are really angry because they need a slingshot to fly."
"If you love anything you have the capacity to love everything."
"No guts, no glory"
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"Rock star is my backup plan."
"Do more, faster."