can do anything
"Twitter is just a passing fad, interpreted scripting languages are here to stay."
"You guys are the most annoying people on earth."
"I don't want no FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"Maybe Angry Birds are really angry because they need a slingshot to fly."
"I made Angry Birds in 2004, but instead of birds out of a slingshot, it was sheep out of a cannon."
"Are you Spanish?"
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain"
"All I want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them."
"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way. - Mandela"
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams"
"You look good today."
"I believe in a thing called love / Just listen to the rhythm of my heart."
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"I live for making things"
"Don't f*ck it up! - Ru Paul"
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"No guts, no glory"
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra"
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."
"The future is unwritten."
"If you love anything you have the capacity to love everything."
"Music charms the soul"
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson"
"Do more, faster."
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"Be excellent to each other!"
"To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? - Homer Simpson"
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"We who cut mere stones must always be envisioning cathedrals. - Quarry Workers Creed"
"I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison"
"Rock star is my backup plan."
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."