can do anything
"I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison"
"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"Don't f*ck it up! - Ru Paul"
"You look good today."
"I don't want no FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"Rock star is my backup plan."
"To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? - Homer Simpson"
"The future is unwritten."
"This is it. (sourced from a note propped up on my meditation teacher's little table.)"
"I made Angry Birds in 2004, but instead of birds out of a slingshot, it was sheep out of a cannon."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams"
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain"
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"I believe in a thing called love / Just listen to the rhythm of my heart."
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
"Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way. - Mandela"
"Music charms the soul"
"Are you Spanish?"
"Be excellent to each other!"
"Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Twitter is just a passing fad, interpreted scripting languages are here to stay."
"If you love anything you have the capacity to love everything."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra"
"We who cut mere stones must always be envisioning cathedrals. - Quarry Workers Creed"
"You guys are the most annoying people on earth."
"All I want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them."
"No guts, no glory"
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson"
"Maybe Angry Birds are really angry because they need a slingshot to fly."
"I live for making things"
"Do more, faster."
"Create more value than you can capture - Tim O'Reilly"