can do anything
"I made Angry Birds in 2004, but instead of birds out of a slingshot, it was sheep out of a cannon."
"You look good today."
"To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? - Homer Simpson"
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"Rock star is my backup plan."
"I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison"
"Twitter is just a passing fad, interpreted scripting languages are here to stay."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams"
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"The future is unwritten."
"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra"
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson"
"I live for making things"
"Be excellent to each other!"
"I don't want no FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"Maybe Angry Birds are really angry because they need a slingshot to fly."
"All I want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them."
"If you love anything you have the capacity to love everything."
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"Music charms the soul"
"You guys are the most annoying people on earth."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain"
"Are you Spanish?"
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"I believe in a thing called love / Just listen to the rhythm of my heart."
"Don't f*ck it up! - Ru Paul"
"Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way. - Mandela"
"We who cut mere stones must always be envisioning cathedrals. - Quarry Workers Creed"
"No guts, no glory"
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"Do more, faster."