can do anything
"You guys are the most annoying people on earth."
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"I live for making things"
"The future is unwritten."
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson"
"Are you Spanish?"
"Maybe Angry Birds are really angry because they need a slingshot to fly."
"No guts, no glory"
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"Do more, faster."
"You look good today."
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"Don't f*ck it up! - Ru Paul"
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison"
"We who cut mere stones must always be envisioning cathedrals. - Quarry Workers Creed"
"Twitter is just a passing fad, interpreted scripting languages are here to stay."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams"
"If you love anything you have the capacity to love everything."
"All I want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them."
"I believe in a thing called love / Just listen to the rhythm of my heart."
"Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way. - Mandela"
"I made Angry Birds in 2004, but instead of birds out of a slingshot, it was sheep out of a cannon."
"Rock star is my backup plan."
"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain"
"Be excellent to each other!"
"Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?"
"To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? - Homer Simpson"
"I don't want no FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"Music charms the soul"
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra"