can do anything
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"Music charms the soul"
"Maybe Angry Birds are really angry because they need a slingshot to fly."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain"
"You guys are the most annoying people on earth."
"No guts, no glory"
"This is it. (sourced from a note propped up on my meditation teacher's little table.)"
"To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? - Homer Simpson"
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"Would you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?"
"Don't f*ck it up! - Ru Paul"
"Are you Spanish?"
"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra"
"I believe in a thing called love / Just listen to the rhythm of my heart."
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
"I made Angry Birds in 2004, but instead of birds out of a slingshot, it was sheep out of a cannon."
"I live for making things"
"Do more, faster."
"If you love anything you have the capacity to love everything."
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson"
"Rock star is my backup plan."
"Twitter is just a passing fad, interpreted scripting languages are here to stay."
"I don't want no FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams"
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"All I want to be is someone that makes new things and thinks about them."
"Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way. - Mandela"
"We who cut mere stones must always be envisioning cathedrals. - Quarry Workers Creed"
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."
"I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison"
"Create more value than you can capture - Tim O'Reilly"
"The future is unwritten."
"You look good today."
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"Be excellent to each other!"