"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."