"[Insert lengthy, potentially fake sounding story here]. True story."
"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher Von Braun"
"Megaphones that spread misinformation should be muted, or optionally disassembled by smashing."
"They are only into it to get radical, they'll never understand the spiritual side of it. -Bodhi"
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"Girl, look at that <body>"
"New York is simultaneously the best and worst of everything. Being successful here is finding all of the best parts."
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."